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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AMPosts: 1452 |
this is terribly unnatural.. i'd travel if i were you |
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Anal Assassin
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Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
NoSkill wrote ... Glitch, tell us. How do you do it? Is your entire success reliant on finding the right fucking woman (should such a creature exist) or are you hopped up on drugs most of the time? You... have... no fuckin idea... what you are getting yourself into. But to answer your question, chances are there isnt any particular "right" woman for a person. Its accepting a woman for who she is, taking the good AND the bad. Noskill wrote ... A female. Here's a few of the characteristics I'd like said female to have. Down to earth, laid back, loyal, trustworthy, honest, affectionate, confident (attractive) but humble, secure, outgoing, approachable, goal oriented, kind, considerate, caring and a good conversationalist. If only someone like that existed. Im telling you now, You will get one girl with maybe 2/3 of those qualities AT MOST. And 30% of that 2/3 will die out after 6-8 months. Listen to me. The transition from "Pimp" to "Boyfriend" is prolly one of the hardest things to accomplish in life. Its equivalent to going cold turkey with alcohol when you've been an alcoholic for 30 years. Im telling you right now, im no pro in "one night stands" as that's not really how i roll, but ive got almost a decade of relationships under my belt...(been relationship hopping since im 12). The most recent length being 4 years and 9 months. Actually the day i joined these forums is my anniversary rofl... The key to a stable relationship (notice i didnt say great relationship, as they can be great and horribad at the same time) is keeping an open mind, and having the utmost PATIENCE a man could ever have. There will be times you will want to kick her in the face... there will be times you will disagree on stupid shit and it will blow up into proportions a man could never dream of, and there will be times... get ready for it... where you wont be able to fuck as often as you would like *GASP*!!! Yes. It is bound to happen. Here is a rough draft of a relationship life cycle according to gLiTch: Healthy Relationship Life Cycle Preliminary 1-2 weeks: Getting to know someone before you are "technically" bf/gf. This is the trial stage. This is where you try and connect and hope they feel as if you are worth spending more time with. Key goal is to MAKE HER WANT MORE of you. Not physically, but more on a social standpoint. The physical part will fall into place like gravity. Week 1-2: This is where things are interesting. This is the stage i usually call the "Butterfly Effect." Its very literal in meaning, cuz you will have lil faggetry butterflies. Dont be scared, your not turning gay, this is perfectly normal at all ages. This means you really like this person for things other then anal sex and butter boat bum rushing. This stage isnt exactly that difficult baring you arent a complete nervous wreck (unless she is attracted to that sort of thing). At this point, she likes you and is spending her "precious" time with you and not her friends or her fuckin family. Or shopping. Just be yourself. Week 3-8: You will start feeling more comfortable around each other. You should know most common things about her at this point as well as some relative's names and shit. Depending on her age and background, you may or may not have met or will have to meet her parents soon, possibly over dinner. This could swing either way, and could be potentially damaging to your relationship. If you find yourself in this horrible situation dont panic. Its very very easy. Try not to think about what her father is thinking. Chances are he IS thinking "This fuckin fuckbag is banging my baby girl. He's a dead man if he hurts her in anyway." What you want to do is be very honest... im talking Mr. Goody Two Shoes. Dont be shy, and dont be silent. Talk and conversate with both parents. Chances are show some of that charm that scored your new gf and you will score her mom too. Im not talkin MILF bangin, im talkin she will like you right off the bat. After all, like mother like daughter. Dont be afraid to show your individualism, but dont be too hardcore at proving points. Week 9-24: I call this the "Spark Stage." If it lasted this long, then this stage will be one of the best. You feel comfortable around each other, her parents like you, you know most things about her, your having sex regularly, etc. This is where you will notice that infamous "spark." **IMPORTANT** Do NOT use the "L" word. You may have amazing feelings, she may too. Stress it to her if that is the case that that word is tossed around waaaay to much and you dont want to do the same. You want it to mean something. She will think thats special (and you will feel gay) but it is very necessary. Wait at least 1 year. I did and it was the right thing to do. Even then, you may say it, but you wont really truly know what Love is until a certain moment in your life when it finally just clicks. Month 7-12: Things may feel a bit boring. Sex is still happening. Keep going out, and do different things every now and then. Year 1-2: You will argue a bit more. Dont worry, this is natural. Arguing is very healthy in a relationship. It keeps things fresh. After all nobody is perfect, its bound to happen. Key to this is to be patient. You will undoubtedly raise your voice or say something stupid in an argument. She could have started it and could have been more harsh... dont matter. 95% of the time SHE WILL NEVER say "sorry" first. You have to be the bigger man, bite the bullet, tuck the sack back a bit, and apologize first. She will most likely also apologize. Sex may not happen as often as it used too as well. Dont worry, and dont blame her as you will most likely ALWAYS want to fuck. Lots of things can burn out a woman's libido. Its not her fault, and there are very little ways to increase it (get her in the mood). Start with making her feel better about herself. Can't go wrong with that. Also, when you do have sex, change it up a bit. By this point it will feel like a routine... just throw something spontaneous in there from time to time. Take a trip to Spencers or something. Fuck her in the ass. Year 2-4: Its very similar to the previous 2 years. The only difference is, your gonna run out of things to do. However, by that time you may be 26-28 years old, and if you two are close enough, you could pop the question. Just speculating. Year 4+: Good luck. Im clueless myself. At this point your practically married. The key to a happy marriage is a happy wife. From the movie "Heartbreak Kid" but very fucking true. Look, every relationship will have problems. If your deep into one at one point, and your close to breaking up... ask yourself if what your breaking up over is really worth losing all the good times and good quality's of that person. Most of the time it isnt. Key to a healthy relationship is COMMUNICATION. I cannot stress that enough. FACT Do not ragequit relationships. Its real late, i have work in 6 hours. I may write more tomorrow, i may not. If you have any specific questions just ask me. P.S. Dont treat women like objects. If your gonna create a blog, and hope to get 20 responses in a short time daily, then make sure none of the others kno about it. It will turn them away. I also suggest you go out to some social places and meet someone that way. Go on a vacation with a friend or something... i dunno. TL;DR - Relationships are good. Be yourself and have patience and you will find the right one. Edited Thu Jul 23 2009, 04:13AM |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
need help finding right girl... you probably don't even know what you want so being picky isn't good... there are basic qualities that you should look for in a girl... i mean when i look for relationship material i look for A) someone i can stand and  someone with a little self-respect and isn't a whore, thats really it..and looks...i mean you could try online with your blog or e harmony, who knows, in those commercials those couples seem so happy... but i would think a better relationship would being with meeting someone in person first...meh maybe i'm old - fashion |
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Registered Member #611
Joined: Wed Mar 21 2007, 08:35PMPosts: 219 |
Given that a lot of the characteristics you listed overlap, I'm gonna have to disagree with Glitch... you can find a girl with all of those qualities. And if they "disappear" then she was a trap to begin with. There's no set timetable, but the "boring" stage of a relationship he's referring to, which I call companionate love, WILL set in eventually. It's at this point that you need to man up and stick with her, because a lot of the "spark" that he mentioned will be gone. Don't use the internet, the internet is where dateless losers or people who have difficulty engaging in face-to-face conversation try to find love. It's also kind of telling that you'd like 20 hits a week. First, that's unrealistic, given that you're a nobody, and second you wouldn't have the time to really engage 20 people and get to know them. Finding someone right for you (I don't believe in "the One" either) takes time. If you're half as good at dealing with people as you make yourself out to be, go out and meet people. Singles are everywhere, and casually dating -- dating with no commitment (which imo lasts longer than Glitch's 2 weeks) -- could be an educational and fun move towards finding the right girl. |
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Sir
Registered Member #457
Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Did you read anything I wrote. I'm sick of going out and meeting people face to face. I've been doing that for 5 years... and keep finding the same exact type of chick. Although Glitch has officially scared me straight in regards to the relationship thing. I'm still going to make the blog though , i need somewhere to display my writing should I ever want to go pro. Guess I'll keep floating from one hot chick to the next... maybe I'll meet one that isn't a twat one of these days. |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
I was thinking about this recently. But all I was gonna do was make a facebook note that said "Michael Vogel wants a relationship. Post your applications, along with a photo and contact information, in this note or via personal message." I was wondering what would turn up. But then I realized that my only girl friends are dating my buddies so it would just be a bunch of their fat ass friends. |
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Joined: Wed Mar 21 2007, 08:35PM Posts: 219 |
"meeting drunk chicks in bars" =/= meeting potential girlfriend material imo. | ||
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Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PMPosts: 471 |
you dont get to pick what you want to bad | ||
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
My timeline was a rough draft like i said. It WILL differ from person to person and relationship to relationship. Look... dont be scared. Having that person who can be true to you is one of the most rewarding things in life. The best way to start this whole thing off is to just listen to yourself. If you want to create a blog, then go for it. Try it out. Life is just one big trial and error. Get to know someone on a personal level. If she interests you, then leap for it. Everything else will fall into place. Its how things work. When i started dating my current, i thought she was hot. I also thought she looked like an interesting person. So i got to know her. Before i knew it, 4 weeks went by. Then 3 months... Then 6 months. Then 1 year aniversary came. Before i could realize, 2, 3, and 4 came by. Your basically sharing your life with someone so sometimes it seems like it flies. You will undoubtedly have urges to cheat... DONT! It is a relationship killer. Plus, it takes a BIGGER man to stay faithful. However, just cause you ordered doesnt mean you can't look at the menu. Just make sure she doesnt see you looking. Just follow your heart bro. Put yourself out there and someone will eventually come along and accept you for who you really are, and you will do the same. If you have any questions, ask them and i will try my best to answer them. Relationships are an awsome thing. |
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| The Caller of Ktulu |
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Joined: Fri Jun 23 2006, 07:01AMPosts: 564 |
Although I'm not very much past being legal myself, and I know you have stressed not wanting to do the face to face thing anymore, have you tried looking places you like to be? Besides the bar? Or have you tried having a some what intelligent and sober conversation? I know, you've been trying for 5 years, but you can't force it. It just happens. | ||
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