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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
I was at my old workplace shopping and I ran into a co-worker I hadn't seen in years. We got to talking and I was chatting with a few other former co-workers as well. I called my girlfriend to ask her if she wanted to come down and say hi too (and maybe shop around) but she couldn't. I intro'd the call by saying that I ran into this co-worker, Julie, and we had been talking for 45 minutes. I immediately understood that I phrased it incredibly poorly. I knew she would be jealous but I didn't think there was much I could do about it. Later in the night I texted her for a while -- she was pretty unresponsive... clearly jealous. about an hour after the texting, she called me up. She was audibly irritated and we talked about it. This time I told her the real story about talking to other people as well, etc... to which I get the typical response that she doesn't believe me, can't trust me, etc... She goes into how my grades in one of my classes is bad and then she tells me she wants to break up (mind you, this has been a three year relationship and she's said she wants to break up several times throughout it. I'm 99% sure she's not serious about it this time. She's just pissed). She hangs up on me after telling me she wants to break up, then I get a text: "Oh and btw- i'm pregnant with your kid. so fuck you." My heart stops. I start hyperventilating. I respond: "Are you being serious?", followed by calling her. No response. I text "Pick up the phone". Another call. "Meghan pick up the phone". I call. She answers. "Meghan were you serious about what you said?" "No." "You can't just do that shit. Why would you do something like that?!"... It all ends with her being grumpy, but both of us saying bye. I believed her when she said she wasn't serious, but I do think there's a 1%ish chance that I could be a father in 7-8 months. I'm crossing my fingers she was just being a bitch. Do you guys have any similar stories? Any of your girlfriends screw with you and say they were pregnant to get a rise out of you? Any of your girlfriends try and get pregnant so you'd "have to stay with them" or something along those lines? Edited Sun Mar 13 2011, 04:38AM |
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| Maddogme |
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Registered Member #964
Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PMPosts: 1776 |
holy. fuck. | ||
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| NoSkill |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PMPosts: 2628 |
Fucking dump the bitch, tell her you're sick of her shit, you find her insecurities disgusting and that if she is pregnant you swear on all that is holy to push her down closest flight of stairs as soon as you can. Seriously fuck her dude... be a fucking man and tell her the fuck off. |
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| Madvillain |
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Registered Member #445
Joined: Sun Oct 01 2006, 11:42PMPosts: 2233 |
lmao " i started hyperventilating " lol my heart skipped a beat just reading this, just imagining it happening to me oh boy found it weird she wanted to dump you because your grades were slipping? what? |
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| Rusty |
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FTS Server Op
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Joined: Wed Mar 01 2006, 06:33PMPosts: 2682 |
NoSkill wrote ... Fucking dump the bitch, tell her you're sick of her shit, you find her insecurities disgusting and that if she is pregnant you swear on all that is holy to push her down closest flight of stairs as soon as you can. Seriously fuck her dude... be a fucking man and tell her the fuck off. 100% agree. |
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| Noname|Boom |
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That one guy...
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
And you've been putting up with this for 3 years? o_o | ||
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Boodz
Registered Member #528
Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PMPosts: 1085 |
Its probably just one of her quirks, I am sure nostie wouldn't be dating her for so long if she was such an awful person. 90% chance she was hormonal out the ying-yang at the time. My girlfriend gets nervous and tells me she is pregnant sometimes, but only because she actually believes it. But some bad things have happened to me too with her. I was about to go on this big camping trip where we bike out 26 miles and then stay for the week, then bike back. I typically saw her at least once a day, and so not seeing her for that long made us both a little depressed, and so she wanted to see me really badly the day before. Her mom is a nice person, but is one of those extremely over-bearing controlling moms. I don't quite remember why, but her mom got mad at her and told her she couldn't see me and all that jazz. That night she was texting me and telling me about how much she hated her mother and that she wanted to kill herself and things like that, and I told her something along the lines of, "Your mom is a bitch and she is just worried that she will have nobody left to yell at when you go to college next year." Eventually I calm her down and we say good night and such. The next day I ride out to the camp site and have a grand old time, besides the fact that I have a limited amount of battery to text my girlfriend. The next morning she texts me as I wake up about how much she misses me, and then proceeds to tell me that her mother read the text that I sent to her in an attempt to console her. Now her mother already did not like me very much because she had stumbled upon us making out at one point, and it was pretty awkward. So pretty much after pooping myself I texted her back asking if everything was ok, considering that they had been fighting a lot lately. She said that everything was not ok, and that she thinks we should take a break for a while. I couldn't breath after I read that. I couldn't move or do anything, and I just sat there in my sleeping bag, staring at the side of my tent. At this point I should probably explain a little bit about myself. I have realized that I have some extremely weird emotional issues. I find all other women unattractive except for my girlfriend, and essentially my mood is positively correlated with the amount that I am with her. I like to think that this is because of my intense love for her, but while that may be, I am probably crazy and should seek a therapist. Anyways, the following camping trip became one of the saddest weeks of my life. Thank god I was around my friends 24/7, or something worse might have happened. That week she would not text me, or when she did she would never say she loved me. All I wanted to do was fix things and for them to be back to normal. When I got back from the trip, things were still the same. I kept asking her to at least let me see her, and finally she conceded when one of our mutual friends asked us both on a coffee shop hangout. I was still wrought with depression, as I knew it was very possible nothing would change, and I started messaging one of her best friends. I asked her why all of this was happening, because I had very little understanding of what was going on. Her friend told me that she was trying to tell my girlfriend to not let me go because she is so lucky to have me, and insinuated that my girlfriend was considering breaking up with me. At this point I froze in my chair. I had not even considered that she would want to break up with me, nor was I ready to handle it. I felt like a very heavy weight was placed on my chest and I couldn't get it off. I stopped being able to breath again, but this time it was worse. I started hyperventilating, and all of my body started to tingle. I fell out of my chair and started seizing on the floor, and my muscles began to constrict and freeze. I hobbled down the stairs and approached my family, looking like some troll out of a movie, and stated "Somethings happening." At first they thought I was just joking around, because the muscles in my face were tensed up and one of my eyelids would not go up, so I probably looked ridiculous. Over the next few hours my family tried to understand what was going on, but when my arms contracted up to my chest and became unmovable, and I started to look like I had down syndrome, the rushed me to the hospital. The doctors told my family that my hyperventilation had caused my muscles to constrict themselves due to lack of CO2, and after they managed to calm me down I was brought back home. It was long after the time when I was supposed to go to coffee, and I had a whole bunch of texts and such asking where I was. I said I was sorry and that I was in the hospital, but my girlfriend apparently wanted to see me more than I thought. She had gone to a party to get wasted because she was very upset. I really dont like it when she drinks, and at around 1am when I had just gotten home from the hospital, I went to go pick her up from the party. She knew I didn't like it. So when I got there, we sat on whoever's front lawn it was for the next hour or so just hugging and kissing and her crying and telling me how sorry she was for doing this to me. Everything was better after that. I think it was the hospital bracelet still being around my wrist that got to her the most. I totally forgot about it. |
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| Maddogme |
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Joined: Sat Jan 12 2008, 07:23PM Posts: 1776 |
Gad dame buddha. | ||
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| V3cT0rMan |
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v3ct0rman
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Joined: Tue Jun 30 2009, 09:42PMPosts: 608 |
Rusty wrote ... yea seriously dude. maybe in high school it was cute to be with a chick that pulls some shit like that but grown ass men shouldn't have to deal with that bs. i think its time for an ultimatumNoSkill wrote ... Fucking dump the bitch, tell her you're sick of her shit, you find her insecurities disgusting and that if she is pregnant you swear on all that is holy to push her down closest flight of stairs as soon as you can. Seriously fuck her dude... be a fucking man and tell her the fuck off. 100% agree. Maddogme wrote ... seriously brah. but yea chicks dig hospital bracelets
Edited Sun Mar 13 2011, 08:17PM
Gad dame buddha. |
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b4ndito
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Joined: Fri Jan 04 2008, 06:59AMPosts: 3385 |
Dude why would you date someone that manipulative and obviously crazy | ||
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