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My cousin dumped me because of something I had no control over.
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Wu-banga
Fri Nov 03 2006, 12:30AM Print
Wu-banga
Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
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 I'm so anxious right that I'm literally shaking, but I'll type this out to the best of my ability. Last night I went over to my cousins dorm and we went into the shower together because her 3 roommates were still home. Anyway, we're starting to kiss and I feel a fart coming on. The shower head is high-flow and, as a result, pretty loud. So, I figured I could sneak this fart out without her noticing. To my extreme shock, I accidently crapped in the shower. It came out so fast I barely noticed it and it felt like a normal fart. My cousin immediately notices what I had done and starts freaking out. She jumps out of the shower like there was a poisonous snake in it. Then she starts giving me all this shit about how I always ruin intimate moments with my immaturity. I told her I was sorry and that it was an accident. Her yelling was so loud her roommates could hear every detail of our argument, and I could hear them snickering on the other side of the door. Anyway, she screams at me to get out and that she never wants to see me again. I have never felt so bad and humiliated in my life. I could understand her reaction if this was intentional, but it clearly was not. And on top of that, all of her roommates think I'm some kind of freak Edited Fri Nov 03 2006, 12:30AM
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Ol_Drippy
Fri Nov 03 2006, 12:35AM
Ol_Drippy
Registered Member #454 Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 02:42AM
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 ahhh that sucls im sorry wu frown
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A Drunk
Fri Nov 03 2006, 12:46AM
A Drunk
Registered Member #437 Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM
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 Wu, u have to best stories. We need a picture to judge her.
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Noname|Boom
Fri Nov 03 2006, 01:04AM
That one guy...
 Noname|Boom
Registered Member #250 Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM
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 ^ Yeah, picture would be nice.


That sucks, man.
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emerican
Fri Nov 03 2006, 01:16AM
emerican
Registered Member #164 Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM
Posts: 3146
 well wu, you are a freak.

LOL another instant classic in the series of wu's cousin.
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kevin
Fri Nov 03 2006, 01:25AM
AKA cupcake
 kevin
Registered Member #374 Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AM
Posts: 858
 What you need to do is go out to the store and buy some Depends smile
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Angry Leprechau
Fri Nov 03 2006, 02:24AM
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 Angry Leprechau
Registered Member #189 Joined: Sun Apr 02 2006, 04:16AM
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 wahaahah, i can see that...squeezing out a surprise turd in the shower. how can your cousin think that immaturity?
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A Drunk
Fri Nov 03 2006, 03:09AM
A Drunk
Registered Member #437 Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM
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 You should of done it in her face smile
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kd.
Fri Nov 03 2006, 05:42AM
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 kd.
Registered Member #75 Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM
Posts: 3128
 Could this be the end of the sought after cousin series... Find out in the next chapter of Wu's Cousin!!!!!
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Aks
Fri Nov 03 2006, 06:50AM
The Lengendary Aks!
 Aks
Registered Member #398 Joined: Wed Aug 23 2006, 05:39PM
Posts: 133
 Omg wu !!! i dont know what to say!! what come in my mind is that proverbe ... u know the one that says: Shit Happen !!! you are a living proof dude !!
hope that everything goes for the best!
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Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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