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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
OMFG I just found this site that lets you search for things, put your search in the searchbar and click Search With Guide then ask them the question. It's funny to fuck with them, I've asked before and they are real people that get paid to do this, 1 friend of mine managed to get one to curse at him! Remember to post yours if its funny  Here is the website -[link]- here is 1 recent one i did Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SarahB SarahB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: HI SarahB: Happy New Year! You: can you help me find out information about fat joe and the running of the bulls, i think he was gored. You: it also killed the bull You: because he fell on its head. SarahB: Let me see what I can find for you. Please give me a few moments. Thanks. You: ok. i really need to know this information You: im writing a report on him You: hes like my brother You: only fatter You: and mexican SarahB: I sent a first sight. Let me know if this is the correct person. You: i dont see anyone You: are you sending viruses to me?! You: new question You: whats a first sight SarahB: Do you see the first sight I sent. It has his picture and one of his songs is playing in the background. You: i see no pictures You: just a link SarahB: Page of information. You: i dont know if i can trust that site You: it seems very obviously filled with viruses SarahB: I am not sending viruses. You: what is imdb SarahB: I do not know. You: then why did you send it to me? You: can you tell me if chuck norris was there? You: he might have had something to do with it SarahB: I don't have any information on Chuck Norris right now. I am still searching for Fat Joe. You: but this has to do with the incident! You: I COULD BE SOLVING THE CASE HERE You: ok you know what, your no help. youll be the one in jail for not helping me find out about the murder of fatjoe Edited Mon Jan 01 2007, 11:17AM |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
Guide Session Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JULIEF JULIEF: Welcome to ChaCha! You: is fat joe dead? i heard rumors You: please no, i hope he's not dead JULIEF: let me check for you I will be back shortly You: thx You: Bubblegoose done told me he died You: is Bubblegoose a reliable source? JULIEF: I am sorry I am new to this You: it's ok You: but if fat joe is dead i'm gonna have to kill myself You:  JULIEF: ok dear theres your answer it was an associate of his You: OH NOES! FAT JOE IS DEAD! JULIEF: NO dear it says he is NOT dead You: r u shur? JULIEF: did you read the link dear You: yes, it says, fat joe dead at 22 You: sad You: whyyyy? JULIEF: NO it doesnt hun You: i'm feeling sick You: wat does it say then? that's what i see on my screen JULIEF: it was Rapper BIG L You: RAPPER BIG L killed fat joe??!!!! You: the bastard! You: we must avenge him! JULIEF: NO you need to calm dear JULIEF: ok dear I have to be moving on You: i think i might jump out the window You: you made me kill myself JULIEF: I hope you read and find out You: WHY DID HE DIE You: why did he have to kill him JULIEF: I did nothing dear You: fat joe NOOOoooooooOOOoo You: you told me he died, i didnt need to hear that You: i'm really crying right now JULIEF: ok if you cant calm yourself I must go now You: dont go You: can you join me in a prayer for fat joe? JULIEF: I TOLD you HE DID NOT DIE hun You: please? JULIEF: I will pray for him to continue to live a nice long life You: dear lord, please watch over fat joe, who is now in your arms. Let his soul rest in peace with you in heaven You: AMEN You: (say amen please, show some respect) JULIEF: I would if the man had passed dear JULIEF: I would show respect for sure if HE would have passed You: but you just told me that big l killed him JULIEF: but I wish him luck You: you lied ? JULIEF: and you too JULIEF: NO i never said that hun JULIEF: you said that JULIEF: I told you that his associate died You: so what time did fat joe die again? JULIEF: ok if you refuse to listen I am sorry but I must continue to help folks You: but i am hurt JULIEF: have a nice night and please try to go read the article I sent you JULIEF: it will explain exactly what I said You: i have another question You: 1 more question JULIEF: ok if you will pay attention to what I say JULIEF: sure You: buttsecks? JULIEF: I beg your pardon?? You: u want the buttsecks? JULIEF: I am sorry I havent a clue what that is dear You: BUTTSECKS!!! JULIEF: im sorry thats not a word You: yes it is, i learned it from abortedfetus JULIEF: ok I do not know that either JULIEF: I will leave you now dear JULIEF: Happy new Year JULIEF: good day You: dont go JULIEF: take care dear JULIEF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. |
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Ownage in a Can
Registered Member #423
Joined: Tue Sep 12 2006, 12:06PMPosts: 72 |
You: BUTTSECKS!!! lol |
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
rofl! im gonna do that fo sho!!!! haha, this one told me off and is a virgin, i should have reported abuse: Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: KENDRAB KENDRAB: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hiya KENDRAB: hello You: do you know what a laama is? KENDRAB: I can find out for you give me 1 minute, ok You: ok You: i like waffles, do you like waffles? KENDRAB: yeah You: have you ever had sex before? You: have you? KENDRAB: please this is my job not a chatroom You: so you get paid to do this? KENDRAB: of course You: i bet you havent ever had sex anyways You: thats why you wont tell me KENDRAB: Not important to me you must be a teenager seems important to you all You: no, im 52 You: happily married You: have 10 kids KENDRAB: Must have boring life then 52 year old talking about sex You: are you insulting me? KENDRAB: Thanks for coming to chacha have a nice day You: BIIIIIIIIITCH, COME BACK HERE!!!!! I NEED TO PIMP SLAP YOU WITH MY DICK!!!! KENDRAB: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Edited Mon Jan 01 2007, 04:21PM |
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AKA cupcake
Registered Member #374
Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
Wow. Im gonna have to use that sometime. You: BIIIIIIIIITCH, COME BACK HERE!!!!! I NEED TO PIMP SLAP YOU WITH MY DICK!!!! lol, owned |
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
This looks like a goldmine! I'm going to fuck with this when I get more time... | ||
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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TonyaS TonyaS: Welcome to ChaCha! You: helo TonyaS: Hi, can you clarify what you would like for me to search? You: its is like, the doggy doggy go like. Tup tup? You: yo know like You: seven? TonyaS: No, I don't understand You: Ok, it like. When a dog, you know dog? TonyaS: Yes, I am familiar with dogs... You: well, you know when a dog, and the tup, and they seven? TonyaS: What is a tup? TonyaS: okay, that is sex? You: It like, a tup, tup, like a dog go "bark!" You: and then it seven TonyaS: What does seven mean? You: It's a a number...sir, are you sure you're qualified to be help with searches when you dont know what the number 7 is? TonyaS: I know what seven is as in the number TonyaS: Are you from the UK? You: Sir, this is not rlevant to my search. TonyaS: You were the one searching for seven TonyaS: i know what seven is You: and for the record you did ask me what "seven" means, before You: Just stating TonyaS: Yes, I did cause I thought it was slang for something TonyaS: like tup You: What's tup? You: sir, i hope you're not being racist with me. TonyaS: to have sex with a female goat You: So just becouse I'm hispanic i have sex with female goats? That is racist! may i speak with your superviser? TonyaS: LOL TonyaS: No the dog was having sex with the goat TonyaS: per your intial statement You: But, I don't have a dog You: i'm looking for a animal shelter with dogs TonyaS: Well that leaves you in a bind with a goat You: i dont understand why this is taking so long TonyaS: Cause you haven't given me anything to search TonyaS: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended hehehe |
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Dang. The one that I had going was absolutely hilarious, then they closed it because of possible abuse or something. I asked her if she could find me some Beastiality porn. And if she could find the world's fattest Giraffe without testicular indifferences. Rats! | ||
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: rosalieh rosalieh: Welcome to ChaCha! You: help! rosalieh: how are you! You: terrible! rosalieh: not a problem rosalieh: so sorry You: my brother plowed my dog into a huge snow bank and i dont know what to do rosalieh: dog stuck in snow/ rosalieh: what would you like me to find? You: im afraid to shovel the dog out because i dont want to hurt it! You: i dont know, im in a state of shock and i dont know what to do rosalieh: you wont...tho does depend on position of dog! rosalieh: get your dog out You: you would be in the same state if your little dog were stuck in snow rosalieh: i'm looking but really...definately You: hes so small and its such a big pile rosalieh: so sorry again You: I tried digging him out and i could hear the barks but then they ttopped and... gosh i just dont know what to do rosalieh: keep digging!! You: im just... afraid to hit the dog and like, decapitate it! rosalieh: dig slowly and carefully keep digging! You: i tried and i got tired You: but i dont want to hurt him! rosalieh: you wont and remember the dog wants out too! You: i dont want to take the shovel and like, stomp it and cut off the paws and the head or something rosalieh: are you a guide? You: im worried because i watched that movie about the dogs dieing last night and i dont want the same thing You: a what? rosalieh: a guide for chacha You: no why rosalieh: what movie? You: please sir this is urgent! rosalieh: no matter rosalieh: go dig your dog out...there arent many sites for this You: i dont know my brother picked it out at the video store and i didnt bother to check the name rosalieh: when you get him out and he is cold wrap him up and come back rosalieh: go dig! You: ok ill be right back! rosalieh: do that!!! You: .my brother got him out You: but You: he You: died You: rosalieh: well.... rosalieh: what now? You: oh my god. i lost my dog You: what do you suggest i do? You: do i like try cpr or something? You: i used to be a nurse rosalieh: you know i'm very sorry but i think i'll say thank-you for using CHACHA rosalieh: and hope your year goes better rosalieh: well i dont think that would work You: why not? rosalieh: Because its already dead You: You have no faith in god do you rosalieh: Well, what do you want me to say? Give you false hopes? You: I just went through a traumatic event! I lost my dog! rosalieh: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PM Posts: 3146 |
Taking on the role of a blonde woman... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: GaryC GaryC: Welcome to ChaCha! GaryC: Hello You: Hi GaryC: One moment please as I search for your topic. You: i want to jnow who won this years super bowl You: i want to root for the winning team throughout the playoffs so my husband will think im smart GaryC: You mean the 2006 super bowl correct? You: no You: this seasons super bowl GaryC: The winner has yet to be determined. You: My husband says i dont know anything about football and i want to root for the winning team the whole way through so my husband will think im smart You: of course it has You: they said yesterday that it was the last week of the season You: i watched sports central with him this morning and they didnt say anything about it GaryC: The super bowl will take place February 4, 2007. You: how can it You: they said last week was the final week of the season You: thats the beginning of next season GaryC: It says on the official Superbowl XLI site February 4, 2007. You: ok then who won it this season GaryC: You mean Superbowl XL then? You: yes GaryC: Ok one moment please. GaryC: The Pittsburg Steelers were victorious. You: thats last years You: whos this years GaryC: This year's has yet to take place. You: no they said last week was the final week of the season You: i watched that sports central show and they didnt say who won so i want to know GaryC: That may have been the regular season. GaryC: They could be in the playoffs right now You: ok then who won the regular season so i can root for them during the playoffs GaryC: One moment please. GaryC: Looks like the Chargers are the AFC top seed. You: ok so why should i root for them GaryC: Let me find the other division's top seed. You: whats a division GaryC: The Chicago Bears are the other contenders. GaryC: So for the AFC, the Chargers are number one and for the NFC, the Bears are number one. GaryC: Does that help? You: a little You: so theyre playing in the super bowl? GaryC: No GaryC: It's the playoffs right now You: what color are the chargers GaryC: The top finishers of the respective leagues are playing for the two top spots. You: ok... You: are any of the teams in the playoffs uniforms purple? You: my husband roots for a purple team and i want to know if they made it GaryC: Possibly the Ravens? You: ok where are they from GaryC: Baltimore You: oooh You: i dont like baltimore... GaryC: ok You: so are there any othe rpurple teams? GaryC: Um, I'm not sure, I'll transfer you to another guide who may be able to help better. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Pamela C Pamela C: Welcome to ChaCha! Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DonaldH DonaldH: Welcome to ChaCha! DonaldH: Hello You: hi DonaldH: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: i want to know what teams in football are purple DonaldH: Ok Great You: and who i should root for for this years super bowl You: my husband says something about the purple people eaters You: is that a band? DonaldH: Ok DonaldH: it is a football team You: ok You: where are they from? You: and thats a silly name for a team DonaldH: Are these results sufficient? You: ohhh You: so the minnesota viking are the purple people eaters? DonaldH: Yes You: so my husband is a vikings fan... You: who is their rival DonaldH: anything else i can help you with You: yes who is their rival You: and who should i root for in the playoffs so my husband thinks im smart Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: GaryC GaryC: Welcome to ChaCha! GaryC: Hello You: Hi GaryC: One moment please as I search for your topic. You: i want to jnow who won this years super bowl You: i want to root for the winning team throughout the playoffs so my husband will think im smart GaryC: You mean the 2006 super bowl correct? You: no You: this seasons super bowl GaryC: The winner has yet to be determined. You: My husband says i dont know anything about football and i want to root for the winning team the whole way through so my husband will think im smart You: of course it has You: they said yesterday that it was the last week of the season You: i watched sports central with him this morning and they didnt say anything about it GaryC: The super bowl will take place February 4, 2007. You: how can it You: they said last week was the final week of the season You: thats the beginning of next season GaryC: It says on the official Superbowl XLI site February 4, 2007. You: ok then who won it this season GaryC: You mean Superbowl XL then? You: yes GaryC: Ok one moment please. GaryC: The Pittsburg Steelers were victorious. You: thats last years You: whos this years GaryC: This year's has yet to take place. You: no they said last week was the final week of the season You: i watched that sports central show and they didnt say who won so i want to know GaryC: That may have been the regular season. GaryC: They could be in the playoffs right now You: ok then who won the regular season so i can root for them during the playoffs You: a GaryC: One moment please. GaryC: Looks like the Chargers are the AFC top seed. You: ok so why should i root for them GaryC: Let me find the other division's top seed. You: whats a division GaryC: The Chicago Bears are the other contenders. GaryC: So for the AFC, the Chargers are number one and for the NFC, the Bears are number one. GaryC: Does that help? You: a little You: so theyre playing in the super bowl? GaryC: No GaryC: It's the playoffs right now You: what color are the chargers GaryC: The top finishers of the respective leagues are playing for the two top spots. You: ok... You: are any of the teams in the playoffs uniforms purple? You: my husband roots for a purple team and i want to know if they made it GaryC: Possibly the Ravens? You: ok where are they from GaryC: Baltimore You: oooh You: i dont like baltimore... GaryC: ok You: so are there any othe rpurple teams? GaryC: Um, I'm not sure, I'll transfer you to another guide who may be able to help better. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Pamela C Pamela C: Welcome to ChaCha! Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DonaldH DonaldH: Welcome to ChaCha! DonaldH: Hello You: hi DonaldH: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: i want to know what teams in football are purple DonaldH: Ok Great You: and who i should root for for this years super bowl You: my husband says something about the purple people eaters You: is that a band? DonaldH: Ok DonaldH: it is a football team You: ok You: where are they from? You: and thats a silly name for a team DonaldH: Are these results sufficient? You: ohhh You: so the minnesota viking are the purple people eaters? DonaldH: Yes You: so my husband is a vikings fan... You: who is their rival DonaldH: anything else i can help you with You: yes who is their rival You: and who should i root for in the playoffs so my husband thinks im smart DonaldH: Thank you for using cha cha You: wait You: who should i root bor You: and who is the viking's rivals? DonaldH: to keep from tying up cha cha i can only aswer onr serach at a time soorry DonaldH: ONe You: well transfer me to someone Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ScottH ScottH: Welcome to ChaCha! ScottH: Hi. How are you tonight??? You: hi You: happy new year You: im good ScottH: You too! ScottH: Thanks You: i want to know who to root for in the football playoffs and who is the minnesota vikings rivals ScottH: Sure! ScottH: Is it alright if I delete the sites that were sent to you on the previous search? You: sure ScottH: Ok, thanks! ScottH: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. You: the other guys werent much help they gave me atttudes ScottH: I'm sorry for that... ScottH: Just a moment while I search for this for you... You: its ok i have to deal with my husband all the time ScottH: Hahaha : ScottH: You: why are you laughing ScottH: My wife has to deal with me also You: im sure you're alot better then my husband You: im sorry if i come off as mean im just tired because we were up all night last night You: for multiple reasons ScottH: No problem...so were we You:  hahaScottH: You: so any luck on who their rivals are? You: and who i should root for? 10 Minutes later You: did you die? You: oh my god You: you died You: should i call 911? You: where are you right now? You: ill call 911 and tell them where you are You: Ok i called 911 theyre on their way to house of pizza meet them there ok? Status: We are sorry, we are having difficultys we are working through. Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session Ended |
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