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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: IsabelC IsabelC: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi IsabelC: How are you today? You: a lil hung over You: how bout u? IsabelC: I'm well thanks You: good to hear that You: i just have a question for you IsabelC: What can I find for you? You: im not entirely sure how ot do something IsabelC: Okay You: a lot of people laugh at me for this You: so promise you wont laugh at me IsabelC: Of course not You: ok.. You: hwo do you do it IsabelC: Do what? You: you know the thing You: im not very good at it You: are you there? IsabelC: Please be specific You: ur not laughing at me r u? You: ok the thing with the other person u know im sure you have done it You: with the penis and the vagina? im not sure where to put it. You: can u send me a link that shows me hwo to do it properly You: hey, can u help me here! IM NERVOUS AND I THINK YOUR LAUGHING AT ME! You: hello? IsabelC: Just one moment I am searching and not lauhing You: ok You: i mean this is tough for me to ask you. You: im 37 years old and have nto been able to properly do it yet i asked the person why she sent me a deifnition of sex and said ARE YOU INSULTING ME! and blah blah blah. i asked the person if they were searchign for porn and if they were getting off to this lol. then i got an error message like Nightrider did lol. DAMN! lol this next one wasnt that funny becaus ei had ran out of ideas. i planned on speaking in a different language then got fucked when he spoke the other one lol figures. Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: FrankK FrankK: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hiya FrankK: Hi, Welcome to ChaCha.com FrankK: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: are u a real person? FrankK: Yes You: then why us ask me to be specific on a topic even though i havent asked anything yet FrankK: Strength sports like Wrestling, Football? You: huh:? You: i didnt say anything FrankK: because you search for strength sport/fun You: oh yea You: fun FrankK: yeah You: como e stai FrankK: yo estoy bien y tu? You: wow you can speak different languages lol FrankK: Just English and Spanish haha You: cool i wish i can learn spanish takes me forever FrankK: ohh my family is Peruvian/German so I have no problem You: lucky FrankK: I don't know German You: ohh You: im part german and i dont know german either FrankK: ohh yeah sounds like a very had language You: from wat i hear it is You: ok about fun FrankK: yeah FrankK: any fun site? You: i need some interesting idea's of how ot have fun with my wife You: nothing crazee You: just how to give me and my marrage mroe excitement FrankK: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page? FrankK: ok gonna go look You: thankyou You: god if she knew i was searching for this she would kill me. FrankK: haha just keep it on the down low You: lol gotcha You: ive heard of kama sutra FrankK: yeah its good You: really... i jhope it works You: its good as in you have experience with it or you hear its good? FrankK: heard it was good from friends You: cool You: yea my freinds suck. they are boring and most are single lol FrankK: oh haha You: lucky bastards FrankK: check out the second link You: wow that second link rocks FrankK: Are these results sufficient? or do you want more? FrankK: haha yeah thats a good site You: actually its been good this really helps me out a lot FrankK: no problem FrankK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: nah this is good. c ya later and may your sex life be way better then mine! FrankK: haha thanks right back at you, have a good day. Bye FrankK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. in case u all dindnt know when most of you should.. i am only 19 and not married.. even though it feels like i am lol. The second site he sent me was actually interesting. new sex tips and fun things to do in bed lol. Edited Tue Jan 02 2007, 04:27AM |
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Registered Member #522
Joined: Thu Dec 28 2006, 07:33PMPosts: 43 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TraceyF TraceyF: Welcome to ChaCha! TraceyF: Hi there! You: hey TraceyF: How may I help you today? You: I was wondering how to tell if your cat is fat TraceyF: Alright. One moment please while I conduct that search. You: k You: How firmly is firmly? You: I don't want to hurt poor snoorkums TraceyF: I don't blame you there. I have done this with my cats and I only apply enough pressure as to be firm but not painful. TraceyF: This web site shows some photos that may be helpful. TraceyF: Are these results sufficient? You: yes, my cat looks like the obese one  You: i wonder what diet it needs to go on You: can you help me there or do I need to be transfer? TraceyF: I can help you there, just one moment. You: o! and one more thing! TraceyF: Yes? You: my cat is a very picky eater, is there any tips on how to make it not picky? TraceyF: Hmmm...let me search that for you. TraceyF: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. TraceyF: I'm afraid I wasn't able to find many websites on picky cats. You: aww thats ago You: guess My dog will still get bullied around TraceyF: Here's one, perhaps. Let me check a little more. You: yes it does! You: Thank you very much! You: I got to go, snookrums is stalking our poodle TraceyF: I have a toy poodle! I hope I was able to help you a little bit at least. You: last "hunt" ended in the animal hostiptal TraceyF: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: no, I'm afraid I better break this up TraceyF: Alright then. Have a good evening and thank you for using Cha Cha! TraceyF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. I ran out of ideas
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: GaryC GaryC: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi\ GaryC: Hello You: ok i have a serious question You: this is very important GaryC: Sure. You: i was playin world of warcraft and i lost You: how can i get better? You: i want to win You: win big GaryC: ok one moment please. You: do you play world of warcraft too? You: i like it You: alot You: you should too You: you should play it GaryC: Nope, i don't play. You: 0_O!!! GaryC: I wish i had time to play, sounds realy fun You: warcraft is GOD!!! You: no time? You: so u stay here all day? You: do u sleep? You: i woke up at 4pm today You: how bout u:? GaryC: I'm a college student GaryC: I woke up at 10am You: i go to college to learn how to master warcraft You: so i can be a GM You: i wanna be a warcraft champion and beat the world You: dont u? You: ne ways You: back to my search You: how can i get better? You: i lost just recently and it made me sad GaryC: First of all, spending more time and gaining experience is probably key. You: warcraft is my life if i cant get better i wil kill myself GaryC: Which character are you? You: do u want that on your conscience!! You: warlock GaryC: take a look at that the guides You: im looking 1 sec please GaryC: They're pretty long and thorough. GaryC: I'd just use it as a reference. You: this stuff doesnt help much if you cant help me ne more im going to slash my wrists at the computer right now and it will be all your fault You: I NEED TO GET BETTER!!! i will have nothing else to live for if i cant! You: PLEASE!! GaryC: I'll transfer you to another guide. Maybe he or she can help you better. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: TravisH TravisH: Welcome to ChaCha! You: i need help!!!!!!! You: i got 60sec to live TravisH: What can I help you with TravisH: You shouldn't be wasting it on chacha You: i strapped a bomb to my chest and i have 60sec to defuse it nd i dont know how You: all because of warcraft! i wanted to get better nd the previous guy couldnt help me! TravisH: unstrap it? TravisH: I heard you need the sword of a thousand truths! You: good idea one second You: that worked! =) thank you! i still need help though (thank you for saving my life) You: YOUR NOT TO SPEAK OF THAT SWORD!!!!!!! TravisH: Its on my 1gb flash drive You: can you send it to me? You: i need it! TravisH: I can't give it to a noob You: please i must defeat the darkness! You: r you calling me noob!! You: R U INSULTING ME!! 0_o TravisH: No You: i spend my life on warcraft! You: i am the world of warcraft! You: do you play? TravisH: Ive never played TravisH: but my brothers do and many of my friends do You: travisH go buy the world of warcraft and join the online sensation and do something that matters TravisH: lol TravisH: Im playing Zelda You: good game You: how long did u wait on line for nintendo wii? TravisH: amazing game TravisH: the longest I waiting was an hour and 15 min TravisH: I got 11 wii's TravisH: sold 10  You: how much TravisH: about 450 each You: p.s i was going to buy 5 ps3's but i had no money at the time =( coulda been rolling with money by now You: 0_o You: u r my master You: please teach me the ways of the force TravisH: I sold 3 ps3s but it was a couple weeks after launch You: oh wise one travisH TravisH: I could barly get rid of them You: do u like zebras? TravisH: Yeah zebras a cool You: i like zebras You: im selling 10 zebras on ebay You: you want one? half price You: just for u TravisH: If they are NIB You: nib? TravisH: New in Box You: they r refurbished but in brand new condition You: few scratches on 1 of them though =( You: i like you travis You: can you be my freind? TravisH: Thanks, and sure TravisH: anything else I can help you with? TravisH: Otherwise I have to go You: y? we r having so much fun!! You: but yes u could help me You: with 1 last thing You: i have a rash on my left buttcheek can u help me figure out a way to get rid of it? TravisH: That sounds like a personal problem TravisH: Have a good night TravisH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
i keep posting in here only because im having a dandy ole time with this lol i got a hip granny for this one lol Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: RachaelP RachaelP: Welcome to ChaCha! You: HELP! RachaelP: Hello, how are you? You: not good! RachaelP: I am sorry. What may I help you find? You: i made a bomb and its going ot go off in 3 minutes and 21 seconds and if i dont figur eout how to defuse it i will die RachaelP: What kind of bomb did you assemble? You: its a chemical bomb made with bleach and some other household chemicals You: 2 minutes and 36 seconds left RachaelP: Let me transfer you to someone who may be able to better serve you. You: its wired with a regular stopwatch Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DestinyH DestinyH: Welcome to ChaCha! DestinyH: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: i like balls DestinyH: sweet You: balls are cool You: do u like balls DestinyH: Rock on You: awsome dude DestinyH: What can I get for you? You: u can get me balls You: hwo can i aquire 792 balls You: im having a slumber party with a few guys DestinyH: bouncing balls? You: bubblegoose and aborted fetus are goingm to be there you should come You: bouncing balls You: yes i like balls that bounce DestinyH: sweet You: you wanna go to the slumber party DestinyH: I am working You: after work DestinyH: it seems like you are very busy You: when do u get off i can drive youi tot he party DestinyH: I live too far You: thats too bad You: if woul;d be a better party if you were there You: i mean 4 guys and a bunch of balls You: lots of fun DestinyH: I am a woman You: thats fine. You: you can hodl the video camera You: i heard women like to have gay freinds. they makwe them laugh and its someone to relate too DestinyH: true You: 4 gay guys sleeping over for a slumber party... io figured a girl would be cool You: anywayz,,,, about the balls. hwo can i aquire a bunch of balls that bounce DestinyH: I don't see any dealers You: damn.. You: bubblegoose likes to bounce on my balls sometimes, i have big blue balls we bounce all over the room You: i need more though You: im nto offending you with any of this am i DestinyH: its werid DestinyH: I am 74 You: are you insulting me! You: 74..? DestinyH: I am not too into this new stuff You: ohh DestinyH: I am a hip granny You: lol cool DestinyH: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: ummm let me think You: sex toys for gay slumber parties too much to ask for? You: not sure wat stuff to get You: anything u could link me that will help me make the party a big hit DestinyH: chacha blocks us from adult content You: ohh You: damn You: dammit! aborted fetus needs those special anal beeds that he likes! wat am i going to do now You: this party is going to suck now. You: do u liek dogs ? You: i liek dogs You: i had a doggie once, then my llama stepped on him You: am i scaring you with this stuff? DestinyH: Not at all You: you are a cool person DestinyH: ty You: anywayz... about dogs. do u like them You: the dog that my llama stepped on was 3 legged You: i called him tripod. i adopted him from a 1 legged man that worked in IHOP. unfortunetly he couldnt afford to keep him. DestinyH: So my time is almost up You: so can u help me search for how to get a new dog with 3 legs? You: i like 3 legged doggies DestinyH: I am glad that I was able to chat with you You: me too You: its been reallyfun DestinyH: Hope to see you again DestinyH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using Cha Cha. Edited Tue Jan 02 2007, 06:55AM |
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AKA cupcake
Registered Member #374
Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
wanna know how bad mine was...? Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at -[email]- with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. Your location is: 69.136.93.216 |
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#woo
Registered Member #23
Joined: Fri Nov 25 2005, 11:39PMPosts: 665 |
Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: DaphniN DaphniN: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello DaphniN: Hello DaphniN: How are you? You: im good, thank you, but im kind of curious You: and thats why I'm here DaphniN: About? You: What's Mr. Clause doing on his days off? You: could you help me find out? DaphniN: I will try You: thank you DaphniN: 'your welcome You: oh he also goes by the name "Saint Nicholas" or "Grandfather Christmas" if that helps You: I dont know what the germans call him..i heard it but can't recall You: its not important thou DaphniN: Thank you that helps alot You: I mean, the man works one night, every year. I really wanna know what he does the rest of the days, allotta free time DaphniN: He helps the elves make toys You: oh, and his wife? DaphniN: She bakes them cookies while they work You: mom says santa isnt real, but he is, right? not that i doubt in him. just people say stuff.. DaphniN: How old are you? You: 58 |
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Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
lol i want to see the rest, bleek, where he owns you in the face and says you're a retard cuntface. | ||
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM Posts: 3848 |
bleek thats fuckin hilarious dude lol! | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Perhaps I should be more sly. This one ended too soon... Status: Connected to guide: SheriM SheriM: Welcome to ChaCha! SheriM: Hello SheriM: What can I help you learn about today? You: hi im looking for a how-to list of giving blumpkins You: my boyfriend said its an ancient yoga technique SheriM: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. Here's another. They passed me around a few times at first... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: MarolynT MarolynT: Welcome to ChaCha! MarolynT: Hello. MarolynT: General information about the sun? You: hi im looking for info that will prove that the sun is a consipracy. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: ChanJ ChanJ: Welcome to ChaCha! ChanJ: How may I assist your search? You: hi im looking for info that will prove that the sun is a consipracy. ChanJ: Thanks for your patience while I search for your results. You: i need undeniable proof Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: WhitneyH WhitneyH: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi WhitneyH: Hi, how can I help you? You: looking for dates of the first moon walk WhitneyH: ok, let me see what I can find You: ok thanks You: you still there? WhitneyH: yes, just pulling up the links You: ok, and I also need to find out how old michael jackson was when he walked on the moon. WhitneyH: did the moon walk?? You: i looked on his website and couldn't find an exact date You: yea. when did michael jackson first do the moon walk WhitneyH: let me see what I can find You: i think he was aboard one of the apollo flights when he first walked on the moon WhitneyH: lol You: find it? WhitneyH: still looking You: ok, whitney, im going to let you go. stay fresh baby girl. WhitneyH: peace out dude Edited Thu Jan 04 2007, 10:35PM |
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
Man, this never gets old... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: EdmondM EdmondM: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi EdmondM: Hello You: Im looking for info on Bubble Goose. EdmondM: one moment You: k thanks You: Its Canadian and it consumes green herbs You: his mic broke about three months ago EdmondM: ok, sorry EdmondM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. EdmondM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. You: is it possible to find a reason why he hasn't gotten a new mic? all i find are excuses. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SteveJ SteveJ: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hello? You: why did i get moved to someone new? SteveJ: he must have transferred you You: why? SteveJ: i have ni idea SteveJ: no* SteveJ: did he find what you were looking for? You: im trying to find out why bubble goose does not have a new mic yet. all i find are excuses. You: you there? You: yall need jesus. GOOGLE RULZ! |
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