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The All-Cum Diet
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Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Eh, my penis only grows when looking at another penis. | ||
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Joined: Thu Mar 15 2007, 09:37PMPosts: 471 |
Why didnt u guys tell about this guys gone wild, i would gladly enjoy it with u =0!?!?!?!?! | ||
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Joined: Tue Apr 10 2007, 04:44PM Posts: 1921 |
Damn I was really hoping it wasn't a screamer | ||
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Registered Member #514
Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AM Posts: 1067 |
Wait. Which guys went on Wild in Florida?? And was I awake for any portion of this. Since you biotches all supposedly have the video. J/K LOLs!! <3 <3 Night, thankfully I saw that coming and was able to lower my speakers quickly enough before all hell broke lose. Now stop putting pictures up of Jessica. We've told you before that since her and I are engaged now, we will get our attorney to file a restraining order against you. "I said good day!" 
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Registered Member #252
Joined: Wed May 10 2006, 10:11PMPosts: 95 |
FUCK YOU NIGHTRIDER. i was thinking yess jessica alba luckily my speakers were off and then BAMM fucking monstershit. WTF i was like FUCK THIS I WANT TO SEE JESSICA ALBA. i was really dissapointed to see that fucking monstershit. | ||
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
you have no idea... how bad that was. I was already unzipping my pants and flogging molly when all of a sudden... my speakers were screaming and bloody mary came up on the screen. I was so scared that I slammed my cock into the wall to make the screaming stop, and I got blood everywhere, thanks a lot No seriously though. Me and sayurprayers were REALLY high last night, and drunk, so we were pretty much gone. So we were up on my computer watching Tom Green bits to laugh at and watch a disney movie that would be funny high. Well one of the tom green bits had shitty sound quality, so we had to turn my speakers up really high. And we head over to FT forums... and notice Jessica Alba, who I am infatuated with. So of course, we go on it, get scared SHIT LESS because of my speakers being all the way up, stoned out of our minds waiting for a nipple shot, and boom, we fall on the floor almost in tears, laughing about for like 10 mins straight, rofl. True story, Fetus loves my penis |
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
Zero wrote ... I was so scared that I slammed my cock into the wall OMG, nice. We should start a new saying "I was so _____________ that I slammed my cock in the wall." I was so broke that I slammed my cock in the wall. I was so irratated that nostie wouldn't admit that he was gay, that I slammed my cock in the wall. |
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Meteor 2016
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Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM Posts: 3503 |
Lmfao! I'm glad to know that all of you loved my porn so much. After all it took a few creative liberties just to satisfy you all. I was so turned on by the wall that I slammed my cock into it. |
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Quan Regulator
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Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
Zero wrote ... ...flogging molly.... Molly?  Edited Mon Apr 16 2007, 05:35PM |
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Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 04:31PM Posts: 790 |
Thanks for scaring the shit out of me. 
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