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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PMPosts: 3503 |
Nerds ftw! Don't think I've ever made the mistake of creaming myself, but hell, that'd get annoying after a while. Good story Wu -_- | ||
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Joined: Wed Dec 20 2006, 06:33AMPosts: 1067 |
gLiTchâ„¢ wrote ... all i did was try and picture what alexia looked like the whole time, anyone else do the same lol.? ROFL!!!!! I was thinking that too Glitch!! HA HAH AHAH AHAH A!!! And great story Wu!! It's really great to have you back. 
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Quan Regulator
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Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
I know this might come as a shock... but I was a huge nerd in high school. So how come that never happened to me!?!?!?!?! Now I'm in my 30's and the best I can manage is a photo with the only female member of Warp11!  Look at that big goofy fuck.... trying to be cool and 'stealth nerd' in his Klingon hockey jersey, but he's so excited that he throws the 'live long and prosper' sign fucking backwards! Paper rock scissors anyone? FUCK! |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
Im very annoyed with you Wu. I missed your laugh. I MISSED YOUR SCENT!! And while you've been gone, alot of crazy shit COULD have happened. In the past I never believed any of your stories. But now after reading every thread you start, im just sitting there like: "Wtf... he used to always lie in his stories, but what if he is one crazy mother fucker and some of this shit(not including any sex involving your cousin, sister, or any other family member) could possibly be real... I dont know what to believe!!" Congrats, you've gotten in my head, and I feel like a dumbass for believing anything you say |
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Registered Member #547
Joined: Tue Jan 23 2007, 08:53PMPosts: 60 |
LMFAO thats funny , i have nothing else to say , just lmfao ahah . | ||
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| Chromide |
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Registered Member #595
Joined: Fri Mar 16 2007, 02:57AMPosts: 37 |
wow i was reading the stuff on the front page and came to this.....lets just say my lcd got an early cleaning....but it was cleaned with mountain dew | ||
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Damnit Bean.
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Joined: Fri Apr 13 2007, 02:58AMPosts: 62 |
lol this is a good story. | ||
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Registered Member #611
Joined: Wed Mar 21 2007, 08:35PMPosts: 219 |
This is a great story, especially the way you've written it. I have to ask though, there was a grinding sound? | ||
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The Original MilfHunter
Registered Member #163
Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
That must have been the most popular guy in school,,, for the rest of the day.  ULTRAMAN!!! Where did you get that Klingon hockey Jersey???! Its bomb, but does it come in adult sizes? Hook me up with a link if you can.
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Quan Regulator
Registered Member #613
Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AM Posts: 454 |
BuBBLe GooSe wrote ... ...ULTRAMAN!!! Where did you get that Klingon hockey Jersey???! Its bomb, but does it come in adult sizes? Hook me up with a link if you can. Ah there is the rub. Yes, it only came in adult sizes. (I'm pretty sure I was an adult when the photo was taken ) but it was a very very short run during the first 3 weeks of the Sci Fi Channel's online store. The also had a blue Federation Hockey jersey... but come on... you know the Klingons were the baddest fucking hockey team in the Alpha quadrant!!! High sticking, and body checking takes on a whole new meaning when the left and right wings can take their metal hockey sticks and use them in combat as well as a Batleth.Unfortunately they only came in adult XL. through some clever skills borrowed from some seamstress, I put two inches of fabric down the sides of the shirt. It fit snug before the modifications, but it still fit. I'm a 3XLT guy so, the XL would still be a roomy shirt on a regular human. I found mine on eBay and it was purchased for me as a birthday gift. LOOKY! ----> KHJ on Ebay $31 another one on eBay! 9 bucks cheaper than what I paid for mine!!! |
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