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Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
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Wu-banga
Tue Apr 24 2007, 03:43AM Print
Wu-banga
Registered Member #49 Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM
Posts: 1561
 My mother just walked in on me jacking off, she didn't freak out or anything like that. What she did do was insist that for her peace of mind, that she demonstrate how to place a condom on properly.

So she went to her room and returned with one, sat down beside me on my bed, and kind of pressed on my stomach motioning me to lean back some. I did as she asked as she proceeded to open the condom. I figured this is weird but I'll just put it on fast and get it over with.

Well, I was wrong, it became apparent that she had every intention of putting it on me herself. I just watched as she rolled my foreskin back, and telling me that this was proper because otherwise the condom could slip off. Then she started to slip it on. She had to flip it over because she had it the wrong way, but she very easily had it run down my cock and to the base.

Well, that was all it took, that one downward motion. I was cumming in the condom like the great Niagra falls, as I was apologizing profusely, implying that it was part her fault because she came in at a bad time.

She just smiled and patted my stomach, and said something like "well, at least you didn't make a mess." She got up and left at this point, leaving me to wonder wtf just happened.

I am still in shock.
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nostie
Tue Apr 24 2007, 03:46AM
nostie
Registered Member #185 Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM
Posts: 3167
 errr. thats not funny, that's just nasty.
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gLiTch
Tue Apr 24 2007, 03:59AM
Anal Assassin
 gLiTch
Registered Member #455 Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AM
Posts: 3848
 i dont knwo what to think... i just got slightly turned on by the story...!!?lol
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Syntax
Tue Apr 24 2007, 04:05AM
Rudeboy Supreme!
 Syntax
Registered Member #617 Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM
Posts: 1252
 Im not gunna lie, im with glitch on this one. But i had the image of a Milf. So...it was more my imagination haha.
But dude. It would be so akward if that happened to me....I cant picture that however..well, i dont want to haha

Goat.
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.neXTt
Tue Apr 24 2007, 04:21AM
.neXTt
Registered Member #507 Joined: Thu Dec 14 2006, 01:42PM
Posts: 539
 oh god that was hot i came. rofl i'm j/k =P

nice though. its a little gross but hot at the same time =PPP
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Buddha
Tue Apr 24 2007, 11:10AM
Boodz
 Buddha
Registered Member #528 Joined: Tue Jan 02 2007, 11:41PM
Posts: 1085
 That just creeped me out a little.
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Ninca
Tue Apr 24 2007, 11:33AM
Ninca
Registered Member #561 Joined: Sun Feb 04 2007, 07:45AM
Posts: 1109
 Wu, post pics of your mom?
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Zero
Tue Apr 24 2007, 12:12PM
I want to fuck your hand.
 Zero
Registered Member #571 Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PM
Posts: 2809
 not as in depth as the other stories about your hot cousin in sisters, but still gave me a boner smile
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aborted fetus
Tue Apr 24 2007, 12:39PM
The All-Cum Diet
 aborted fetus
Registered Member #47 Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM
Posts: 1888
Wu-banga wrote ...

She just smiled and patted my stomach, and said something like "well, at least you didn't make a mess."

Mothers are so understanding.
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Ultraman Is Air
Tue Apr 24 2007, 03:49PM
Quan Regulator
 Ultraman Is Air
Registered Member #613 Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AM
Posts: 454
 Would have been hotter if it had been his sexy cousin, or his hot aunt.
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New counter-strike fellas....
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Wait I forgot discord was a thing, here's a better link LOL -[link]-
2 years ago
Where is the best place we can all link up to have a reunion? A facebook group? Only platform I think we all look at daily hahah but who knows if anyone wants to show their actual face. :P Made one just now -[link]-
2 years ago
Oh I'm so down. I still play zombie escape sometimes on CS:S. Never gets old. So down for Office.

Also 15 years for me. Fuck man we are getting old as shit.

Also, loving Back 4 Blood. Highly recommend to everyone who enjoys coop zombie action. I play on steam. gLiTch handle was retired with FT. You can find me as theRemedy on Steam friends.
3 years ago
Super down for a rerun. I think we all have some old connections to plan something ahead of time, on an updated game, or even outdated, for all of us to do an event on. I would look forward to that very much
3 years ago
Hi, hope everyone is doing well.
3 years ago
unblock me so i can block you first
3 years ago
How's firefighting?
3 years ago
Maddogme you blocked me first quit gaslighting. gLiTch stfu shitdick
3 years ago

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