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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
It all started this morning. I am a junior in high school, my brother a junior in college. I woke up, took a shower, got ready for school, and grabbed a piece of toast. I grabbed my wallet from the counter and noticed my car keys were missing. I looked about the kitchen, knowing I that's where I had them last, think my mom might have moved them for some reason. When they didn't turn up, I began to search the house frantically. I checked my room first and found nothing. I slowed my pace and walked quietly toward my brother's room so as not to wake him. As I neared the door, I heard what sounded like a muffled "hmmpphh" coming from the bedroom. Naturally I assumed my brother was either jerking off or swinging from his belt in the closet, maybe both. Knowing I had an opportunity to either embarrass my brother or save his life, I opened the door. The sight before me has been etched into my memory since that day. There, on the bed staring at me, lay my brother's hairy ass crack between two of the palest legs I have ever seen in my life. The girl's feet were completely perpendicular to the bed and she was staring up at the tops of her shoes. Resisting the urge to burst out laughing, I said (in a very business-like manner), "Ron, got my keys?" My brother, never missing a rhythmic beat, panted, "On...the...dresser." I walked to the dresser, passing the girl, who had a disoriented look on her face like she wasn't sure what was going on. Staring down at her, I grabbed my keys from the dresser and said, "Hi." She relinquished her grip from my brother's back long enough to give me a cordial wave before trying to lean back and stare at the poster on the wall behind her. As she arched her head, I noticed a rather striking resemblance to Karate Kid bad boy, Billy Zabka (Johnny).  Walking out of the room, I patted my brother on the back, and said "Sweep the leg." My brother, thinking this was some sort of suggested sexual position, hooked her right leg with his left arm and brought it to rest on his shoulder where he proceeded to lick her ankle. It kind of freaked me out. I went to school and wrote a short story about it for English class. Edited Tue May 29 2007, 06:52AM |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PMPosts: 3128 |
A Wu worthy ending. The story wasn't as good though. I'll give it a 6/10 Wu. Your last one was so much better. |
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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AM Posts: 1561 |
*goes and eats a gallon of ice cream while feeling self-conscious* | ||
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| 7sin |
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Registered Member #659
Joined: Thu Apr 12 2007, 07:07PMPosts: 76 |
8/10 | ||
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Quan Regulator
Registered Member #613
Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
What would they call that kind of training at the Cobra Kai Dojo? "Fuck-Ku"? | ||
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That one guy...
Registered Member #250
Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PMPosts: 2603 |
Didn't you say that your brother was gay? Maybe I have to do some Wu-research on this... <><>EDIT<><> Yep, here it is -[link]- And also: quote from this thread: Wu-banga wrote ... I am a junior in high school, my brother a junior in college. quote from other thread: Wu-banga wrote ... Well, he's 22 now, I'm a few years older. I'm confused here, how can you be a junior in hs when you're suppost to be 23 or more? hmmmm I smell a fib here  Edited Tue May 29 2007, 08:55PM |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PMPosts: 3167 |
Noname|Boom wrote ... hmmmm I smell a fib here ummmm. errrrrrrr....... |
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Registered Member #251
Joined: Wed May 10 2006, 10:47AMPosts: 227 |
6/10 | ||
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| kevin |
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AKA cupcake
Registered Member #374
Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
sweep the leg, dammit | ||
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Damnit Bean.
Registered Member #666
Joined: Fri Apr 13 2007, 02:58AMPosts: 62 |
it was a good story. 7/10 Wu. |
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