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Registered Member #518
Joined: Wed Dec 27 2006, 01:15AMPosts: 911 |
Since the dawn of the Fish Tank there has always been one supreme ruler. This ruler, known as Kremit, is a mere puppet that follows the orders of a certain ancient and omnipotent group. This group is known as The Fish Tank Rebels. We have been around since primordial times watching every movement of mankind but until recently we have seen no reason to emerge from our caves (we have multiple caves). We have orchestrated the assassination of President Lincoln as well as the demolition of the small castle in the fish tank. We are the true masters of this world know as the fish tank. When the puffer fish tried to terrorize the residents of this world it was not the Allied Armies of the Sea that fought against it, it was in fact conducted by us! Take this thread as our manifesto! We are here and we control every action of your lives! We are the reason why Fetus loves men, why there are fat people in the clan, and why God Fairing Atheist has a monotonous voice! From this day on, we will merge with your fish tank to create a giant fish tank! We will enlighten you with our presence! We demand the following, and in return we will allow you to live your lives nearly pain free: 1) Our fish tank will be cleaned 3 times a week by Kremit and his lackeys! 2) A new automatic filter will be installed in every single tank that we have! 3) A larger tank will be built to accommodate the fatness of certain clan members, or ones with very large egos... 4) A daily amount of 20 penguins will be delivered to our offices so we may mate with them and create a superior being. Perhaps it is time that we reveal who we are. From out of the shadows of our caves we emerge, glorious and holy. Amped: Amped is our Agricultural council. He has been controlling every aspect of plant life in the world, as well as food production and distribution. He was the mastermind behind sliced bread and twinkies! He also established the world order of Taco Bell! His latest and literally biggest accomplishment is the obesity of Emerican. For some unknown reason he finds pleasure in seeing fat people, almost as much pleasure as Rusty when he bangs them! (Lol FTR inside joke)* * No you may not know of our inside jokes! Nostie: Our highly esteemed civil rights adviser and minority representative is none other than Nostie. He both created and destroyed the idea of enslaving black people. He is also behind the idea of survival of the fittest and the class system of superior races. He mostly does what he wants, but somehow manages to keep the blame off of himself. We are yet to find out how he does this! Kalibur: Quite possibly the most important role in our group is held by Kalibur; he is our Intelligence Operative. Thanks to his information we have never failed the human race, and we have kept everything in the world fair! His latest news is that there is no hunger or hate currently present in this world. We thank him for notifying us with such accurate information. If only the rest of the group members were as smart and wise as him! BREAKING NEWS: We have just been informed that Darfur is in fact not a dessert, but actually a desert region in Africa. Kirby: We do not mention Kirby, we do not speak of Kirby, and we do not talk to Kirby. He is the group's assassin as well as our Confederate Diplomat. His latest assassination was that of the cat that was continuously scratching the walls of our fish tank (I fucking hated that cat)! Like I said, no one talks to him so there isn't much to write. I wonder why we don't talk to him, maybe because he hasn't taken a shower since the Confederates lost? Rusty: No data has been obtained on Rusty as of yet. Except that he seems to have an affinity for fat chicks and beer. Oh, and his full name is Brian Russell O'Neill. Czech Pride: The leader of the group, although we all work separately. He somehow manages to keep the group in order and in check, even with Nostie's empty threats of antidisestablishmentarianism and such. Along with his position as leader he is the group's translator and mediator of political and social meetings. The rest of this message will be in a long lost language. Ja jsem ten neylepsi clovek na svete a nikdo na mne nema nic! Ja bych taky byl rad kdyby nikdo mi strcil prst do riti. Be afraid of our power, be very afraid of what we can do, be especially afraid of Kirby because of his sneaky southern skills. Also be wary of Nostie and his constant stirring up of trouble! And lastly, be afraid of the whole group because together; WE ARE THE FISH TANK REBELS, AND WE HAVE A VENTRILO CHANNEL!!! Edited Thu Jul 19 2007, 05:17AM |
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| GodFairingAthie |
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Registered Member #630
Joined: Tue Apr 03 2007, 11:59PMPosts: 128 |
wtf, You guys must be tripped up. | ||
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Registered Member #518
Joined: Wed Dec 27 2006, 01:15AM Posts: 911 |
We are and at the same time we are not, you'll never know! Hihihihihi!!!!! OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoh |
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I want to fuck your hand.
Registered Member #571
Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
this reminds me of either little girls having a sleepover, or a group of a few 8 year old boys making up a fake society. *sigh* |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
Registered Member #617
Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AMPosts: 1252 |
I was reading through the list and was wondering when my name was going to pop up, But I guess I'm not exepted by the FTR even though I chill in vent with you. *Tears* I guess I got ownt in the face hole on that one. 
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AKA cupcake
Registered Member #374
Joined: Fri Aug 04 2006, 03:38AMPosts: 858 |
Zero wrote ... same.
this reminds me of either little girls having a sleepover, or a group of a few 8 year old boys making up a fake society. *sigh* |
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PMPosts: 1888 |
Czech Pride wrote ... We are the reason why Fetus loves men ... We demand the following, and in return we will allow you to live your lives nearly pain free: 1) Our fish tank will be cleaned 3 times a week by Kremit and his lackeys! 2) A new automatic filter will be installed in every single tank that we have! 3) A larger tank will be built to accommodate the fatness of certain clan members, or ones with very large egos... 4) A daily amount of 20 penguins will be delivered to our offices so we may mate with them and create a superior being. Don't give them what they want! They are going to make me un-gay. I have grown to love the sweet, sweet nectar of the man root. Do not give in to their demands! Fight the powers that be! Help Fetus in the "Fight for the Queen" war. You're not just helping me stay gay, you're heping every penis out there that has yet to pass my lips, every penis which has yet to reach climax in my mouth, every man who has yet to wake up with a sticky anus. Keep Fetus gay! Fight these tyrannts. Who's with me? Edited Thu Jul 19 2007, 12:49PM |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
This reminds me kids, Stay off the pipe! Fetus wrote ... Keep Fetus gay! Fight these tyrannts. Who's with me? ME! P.S. I got the Nostie joke since all that is true. |
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Registered Member #164
Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
wrote ... The rest of this message will be in a long lost language. Ja jsem ten neylepsi clovek na svete a nikdo na mne nema nic! Ja bych taky byl rad kdyby nikdo mi strcil prst do riti. I have a feeling you just banged your head on the keyboard. LOL gave me a laugh |
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FT Classic Op
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Joined: Fri Dec 02 2005, 10:30PMPosts: 1545 |
Antidisestablishmentarianism! | ||
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