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Ruler of all that is pocky
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Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PMPosts: 704 |
So I was reading though my ctrl alt del books and got up to the point of the second wintereenmass and I came across a thought provoking line. "First Tradition of Wintereenmass: All Penguins must be killed in very very painful ways. Slowly. Preferably Implementing Cantaloupe as a torture device somehow... I've always been curious as to whether it's possible to kill someone with a melon." I got to thinking is it possible to kill someone with a melon? Well not counting the clear choice of choking them. What are all your thoughts on this issue? Edited Fri Aug 17 2007, 06:52PM |
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what the fuck are you talking about | ||
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| Jesus[tzahal] |
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Watermelon's are pretty fucking heavy, if you chuck one at some dude's head, it could kill them... | ||
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| Pockyninja |
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Ruler of all that is pocky
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amishburrito wrote ... what the fuck are you talking about ctrl alt del is a online comic you can find at -[link]- Wintereenmass is a holiday in February I think that last for a week that is devoted to video gaming and lan parties. It is a gamer Holiday. As for that quote it comes from a time when he is making up the traditions of the holiday and the charictor hates a penguin in the comic called Ted. The quote just got me thinking about the ability to kill someone with a melon. |
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| blindsk8tr675 |
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...well you could throw it at someone ...and if there close to a building edge and fall off...you could say that the melon killed the person | ||
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| Pockyninja |
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Ruler of all that is pocky
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Joined: Mon Nov 28 2005, 11:17PM Posts: 704 |
blindsk8tr675 wrote ... ...well you could throw it at someone ...and if there close to a building edge and fall off...you could say that the melon killed the person That isnt really the melon killing them. I mean you could plant a bomb in the melon but once more it is the bomb not the melon that killed them. Finding a way to torture someone with a canalope is hard. |
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| Joey Leone |
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{F7L5}'s official smartass
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Joined: Mon Jun 12 2006, 06:17PMPosts: 234 |
chain them to a wall and chuck melons at them!!! 20 points for a nut shot, 30 for a headshot! | ||
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Quan Regulator
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Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
a teaspoon of jello can kill someone if it's moving fast enough. drop a watermelon of a tall building and hit someone right on the head... I'd say thats a kill shot. |
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The Original MilfHunter
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Joined: Mon Mar 06 2006, 02:24PMPosts: 1592 |
Or you could drop a cargo crate full of Melons on them, like this... (ouch)
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| Pockyninja |
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that is still the crate doing the hard work. | ||
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