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Speaking of Jobs and Bitch Bosses heres a true story thats also a joke. So one day i decided that i don't want to work in a retirement home anymore so i pick up the phone and call my boss. Mind you, i called out the week before saying that im sick. So once my boss picks up the phone i go: "Hey Amy i cant come to work anymore cause of schoolwork" (This obviously being a lie...i really just wanted to play CSS the whole day) She responds with "Yea and...?" So i say "So yea im quitting" Her again "So is this a two weeks notice" Me "Sure whatever..." Her "So how is it a two weeks notice if you are telling me u quit now?!?!?" Me "I don't really know..." Her "Well if you dont come into work today then just dont come at all!" Me "Ok great now to pwn some more noobs!" Her "WHAT?!" Me "Bye" Honestly I WANTED to quit...and she made it easier for me  So yea i showed that bitch!! Edited Wed Apr 18 2007, 05:36AM |
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why did the ckicken cross the road? it was too far to fly! rofl Three people, a watress, a bartender, and a manager work close to a beach. they take luch off on the beach. they discover a magic lamp. then a jenie appears! he syas you each can have one wish. the waitress ays she wants to be a rich hollywood actor. the bartender says he wants control of microsoft. the manager says he wants them both back before lunch ends. |
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Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AMPosts: 454 |
Czech Pride wrote ... ...Speaking of Jobs and Bitch Bosses heres a true story thats also a joke.... So yea i showed that bitch!! Was she cute? 
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Lol that gave me a hearty chuckle AiW! | ||
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Ultraman Is Air wrote ... Ownt |
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
There's a bunch of muffins in an oven, and it starts getting really hot. All of the sudden, one of the muffins bursts into flames and screams "AHHHH, I'M ON FIRE" the muffin next to him says "AHHHH, A TALKING MUFFIN" | ||
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There is a family of 3; A father, a mother, and a little boy who just started kindergarden. One day the boys mother is in a car accident, and dies. After this, the boy is of course depressed about his loss, and starts to do poorly in school. Eventually it gets to the point where the teatcher calls the father to discuss what can be done so the boy can pass to the first grade. The father, having no other options, cuts a deal with the boy. "Son, if you do better in school and pass kindergarden, I'll give you anything you want, no questions asked. Think about it, any toy, any pet, hell even a car, no questions asked." The boy thinks for a minute and decides this is a good deal. He agrees. Sure enough, the year ends, and the boy is allowed to pass to the first grade. Keeping his promise, Dad asks him "OK, you passed kindergarden, what would you like?" Immediately, the boy shouts out "I want a ping pong ball!" Puzzled, the father asks "You could have anything you want, why a ping pong ball?" But the boy reminds him that part of the deal was 'no questions asked,' so the father goes out and gets him his ping pong ball. Halfway through first grade it becomes clear that the boy had become depressed again, and his grades were slipping. The father remembers how well his deal worked the first time, so he decides to cut the boy the same bargain again, but this time he wants more than just a passing grade, he wants his boy to be at the very least average, so he says "Son, if you can pull off a C for your grade, I'll let you have anything you want again, no questions asked." Again the boy agrees. Once again, His performance improves and the boy is able to pull off a C+. So the father asks him what he wants this time. The boys replies "This time I want ten ping pong balls!" The father is again puzzled by the odd request, but can't ask any questions as part of his bargain, so he gets the boy 10 ping pong balls When it comes time for the boy to enter second grade, the father decides it might be better to make the offer at the beggining of the year this time, in hopes that his son can score a B this time around. The deal is set and sure enough, the boy has a B at the end of the year. "Son, what would you like this time?" "I want 500 ping pong balls!" This makes the father concerned, so he asks "What are you going to do with all those ping pong balls?" But the clever boy reminds him that as part of his deal, he doesn't have to tell him. The years pass, and each grade the deal is made. Each time the son asks for exponentially more ping pong balls, all the way through high school. He is the top student among his class, and as a reward, he does not ask for a new car, or an apartment of his own, but 100,000 ping pong balls. And still he refuses to tell his father what he needs all those ping pong balls for. Eventually, the boy gets a job, and him and his father go their seperate ways. After years of being apart, the now grown up boy finds out his father is on his death bed. He flies home to see his father one last time. They talk about the good times, and the bad. Eventually they say their goodbyes. As a last request, the father asks his son "Well, it's been bothering me for many of my years... I have to know what you did with all those ping pong balls." the boy begins to remind him that he doesn't have to tell him, but decides he should since it is his father's last request. "Well dad, the truth is....." just then his father died. |
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Joined: Thu Mar 22 2007, 05:41AM Posts: 454 |
 Now I feel I should offer a definition of recursion... Recursion, in mathematics and computer science, is a method of defining functions in which the function being defined is applied within its own definition. The term is also used more generally to describe a process of repeating objects in a self-similar way. For instance, when the surfaces of two mirrors are almost parallel with each other the nested images that occur are a form of recursion. Or when A guy on a box of cereal is holding a box of cereal with a picture of him holding a box of cereal with a picture of him holding a box of cereal.... |
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